The Curmudgeon’s Guide To: Fallling in Like with Poetry


I have a confession. A terrible, dark, and…disturbing confession. I like…poetry. There, I said it. Don’t judge me.

Surprised young man looking at the camera over white background



Okay, so I’m playing up the melodrama here, but poetry once was a beloved form of pop culture, and a time tested institution. In our modern culture, poetry has fallen from grace, or has it? (That’s another blog post) Poetry is still around, but it isn’t the juggernaut it once was. Whatever ended the dominance of a lovely art form, personally, I blame the teachers. Most teachers in public schools (not all) dislike poetry, but I think it goes deeper than that.


It’s A Conspiracy!

Poetry has been the victim of a deep, dark, conspiracy. Yes, it’s true. Several generations ago a secret group of university teachers decided that poetry students weren’t serious enough about the art and it was up to them to make poetry a solemn and austere pursuit. So they sucked all the fun from the subject and decided to teach students that all good poetry has to have some cryptic message made from a secret code. Only those few astute enough to divine this message were fit to belong to the in-crowd, that sacred group of literary critics, college professors, literary agents (not all agents), and Facebook Trolls. The rest of us are only fit for daytime television and reality TV. I want to blow the lid of the conspiracy, expose the underbelly of this pernicious anti-poetry plot once and for all. Poetry is for everyone. So if I disappear after posting this, you will know what happened to me. It’s time to expose the lies.

Lie One: Poetry is boring

It’s true some poems are boring and painful to read. Stories can be the same way, but that’s often because of craft or technique. You need to understand one very important thing about 99.9% of all poetry, poems work best when read out loud. It’s why we find poetry so difficult to write, because we should be speaking as we create, not running lines silently through our heads. There are other things that make poetry difficult to write and painful to read, but that’s also another post.

You may ask, “Isn’t reading poetry out loud extra work? You have to think about words, ponder dual meanings, consider the nuances of meter and tempo, and then sort out the connected emotional connotations.”

Yep, that absolutely true, and it’s hard to do…until you speak it. When you read out loud you use different portions of your brain at one time. Your brain, if it’s healthy. will do all of that in a blink. The average brain is wired for it.

No one ever told you that poems were intended to be read out loud? Those insidious conspirators! Here is a personal favorite of mine, read by Benedict Cumberbatch. This poem always makes me appreciate the absolute wonder of human language and the brain’s capacity to perceive it. It’s also fun.


To be honest, Carroll’s Jabberwocky does a lot of fun things on many different levels, notice I said, “FUN”. Poetry should at least be fun. Not everyone likes to have fun in the same way, so not every poem has to be fun in the same way.

If a poem isn’t catching your fancy, try reading the poem out loud. Reading a poem silently is like singing a song without moving your lips.  Here ponder this:


Lie two: Poetry is absolutely useless.

Fact: If poetry is useless, you ain’t doing it right. It’s hard to have hit songs without words to sing, and guess what kind of words are in songs? Poetry!

Remember all those advertising jingles? “Lay’s potato chips, you can’t eat just one.” Most all the poets have gone to work for advertising agencies creating slogans. It’s not just songs or advertising either, other kinds of poetry have profound uses in other cultures. Let me draw your attention to the much maligned Haiku.

Remember your elementary school teacher making you write Haiku’s before you were able to count syllables? He\she gave you such weird poems too. Let me show you how much fun Haiku can be, and how much can be said with such few words. Of course, this really good example employs speaking poems out loud.

This marvelous example comes from those wonderful writers of the Last Airbender cartoon series.



Poetry isn’t for wimps, as you can see from Sokka’s example. See what happens when you read poetry out loud? You get cute girls giggling at you. you’re able tick a teacher off and she can’t do anything about, unless you break the form. Poetry isn’t just fun, it’s serious fun.

Lie Three: Poetry even looks boring.

Fact: Some poems could be, but not all. Remember the 99.9% of poems you need to read out loud? Here is the .1% you can read quietly. Ever hear of a concrete poem? It probably has other names too. Think of it as a marriage between words and shape. Sort of like the internet. A lot of people find this easier to write in this age of computers, but George Herbert was doing this back in the 17th century.

This is a famous one by George Herbert:



Everyone thought all those fancy logos with phrases was a new thing. It just go borrowed from poetry. Here’s a good example of new stuff from John Grandits. Click on the text below the graphic. (A new tab will open and a sound recording of the poem being read by its author will download. You will also see a modern concrete poem.)



Lie Five: Poetry is only for kids, it’s frivolous and meaningless.

Fact: It’s true kids love poetry because they’re experimenting with language and enjoy all the new sounds and words. In the beginning of poetry in western civilization, most all poetry was written for adults by adults, as much as I think poetry can be fun, it can also be serous in meaningful ways.  Here is a present day example by a veteran of the Iraq war, Brian Turner. He found that poetry helped him face horror, fear, uncertainty, and gave him hope. I recommend his complete book of the same name. Click on the link.

Here Bullet by Brian Turner.


Still don’t believe poetry can be entertaining, relevant, and exciting. Come back next post and I’ll share some more, if there is a next post. Some one has been skulking around the neighborhood this evening. Those scary teachers are at it again.

Remember when you had to endure that dreaded poetry section in English class? Share that one thing that turned you off to poetry? Go ahead and rant.  What might cause you to read poetry again?


7 thoughts on “The Curmudgeon’s Guide To: Fallling in Like with Poetry

  1. Great post to get my exploring and involved. I liked the Haiku cartoon the best.

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  2. Samurai warriors were required to know haiku and sometimes when giving an account of a trip or activity, they may be required to do so in Haiku. If the story was long and there were other members of a party, each one tell a portion of the tail in Haiku. The original form of was supposed to be spontaneous and that is the best reason I liked the cartoon.


  3. All good stuff, Tim. The Jabberwocky is one of my favorite poems. And Benedict Cumberbatch! Two great things together.

    The cartoon cracked me up. 🙂

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  4. My kids poetry books are ferreted away in my basement and I can’t wait to share them again. But alas, that is the extent of my hankerings for poetry. A good verse and well thought out words, and I’m in. But the kind of poetry that causes me to scratch my head, no thanks. Too much work for this kid…


    • Poetry is excellent aerobics for writers. I took it as a graduate workshop from an amazing teacher. I wrote a poem that my classmates went gaga over, and I will share it at the end of this series. Stay with me because I’m going show you some amazing poetic forms I didn’t know existed.


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